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Want to catch a movie, go out hiking or make plans to take over the world? My social rates are $80/hr with a two-hour minimum.
Don’t feel like facing the world today? Me neither. Let’s stay inside and commune for a while
My co-authorial rates are below:
Simple, easy, exquisite. Let’s grab dinner, go to a show, and spend an hour re-hashing the high points afterwards.
700 / up to 6 hrs
Time for a day of adventure! Let’s start with lunch, spend half the day doing something social, then make plans for dinner and a couple hours of quiet conversation.
1300 / up to 12 hrs
I adore sleepovers! Let’s meet up in the evening to share dinner and hang out until breakfast the next day...customized Netflix recommendations gleefully included.
2100 / up to 16 hrs
Sometimes only a mini-vacation will do - let’s indulge our whims and spend the entire day together, making sure to leave time for sightseeing and beauty sleep.
2900 / up to 24 hrs
Does the time we spend together just seem to go by far too quickly? I’m open to breaking from the constraints of my modus operandi in favour of something more...custom-designed, for the right person.
If you’re interested in exploring a less structured way of doing things and you’d like perks such as having first priority on my schedule as well as a private texting line (and selfies, if you’re good) then please reach out regarding starting an arrangement between us.
This is not available for everyone, and will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
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Interested in appreciating one of my loquacious and wonderfully well-read acquaintances? Please drop me an email post-screening and we can discuss my diverse social circle.
Happy Birthday to You!
I’ll stay for an extra 30 mins anytime during your birthday month
For Those Who Serve
Active-duty servicemembers (w/ID) may have 100 off my rates, year-round, as an appreciation for the sacrifices you make
Good Deeds Needed
Choose to donate $100+ to any of the following charities and I’ll hang out an extra 30 min, provided proof of donation ahead of time.
- [Your local SPCA or Humane Society]
- [Trans Assistance Project]
- [American Cancer Society]
- [Native American Heritage Association ]
- [Disabled American Veterans]
- [The Trevor Project]