Whether this is your first time or you’d simply appreciate a refresher on the expected standards of behaviour I’ve compiled a list of simple guidelines to ensure that we both have the best possible time together.
Location is important. I prefer not to meet in homes - for my security and comfort - so please limit any requests to a 3 star or higher hotel.
I prefer not to discuss my fees, so please have the correct amount in a greeting card left in the open if we meet privately or handed to me discreetly if we meet socially; this ensures our encounter will function smoothly for us both.
When we spend time together it is assumed that you will cover all relevant expenses which may arise - meals, transport, events, etc.
Due to my active metabolism, any encounter past 3 hours will necessitate a proper meal of some sort; room service, delivery or visiting a restaurant are all valid options.
Although there are some societal differences in hygiene I expect anyone I spend time with to be freshly showered, with proper amounts of deodorant or cologne and recently brushed teeth.
I have chosen not to participate in review culture and would rather you don't post any public summations of our time together.